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[Martin (Admin)]

I know divorce and separation are not a subject for humour but:
"Katie Price and Peter Andre have announced they are separating after almost five years of marriage."

.... has it only been 5 years... it seems so much longer than that!

[Colin Bishop]

Did you want a go then Martin? 

[Martin (Admin)]

NO! Even I have a modicum of self respect!

[ronkh]

Have they got a (nother?) book coming out then? 

[Ghost in the shell]

As for her out of big brother who died of cancer. I got sick and tired of seeing her on the front page.  why can't the press have left her in peace.  the day after her death, she had front cover + 4 other pages. buried on page 7 was a plane crash in japan involving a DHL MD11, and buried even further back was news about british troops getting killed,

and now they have found YET ANOTHER celeberaty to have a gawp at. 

out of all the mirriad of news,  im sure there is more to fill the headline grabbing front page of the daily news instead of jordan and peter andre getting a divorce.  i think they chose them cos its easy news.

SO WHAT!!, [/b] they're having a divorce! 

tabloid newspapers, who needs em!

[The long Build]

I know divorce and separation are not a subject for humour but:
"Katie Price and Peter Andre have announced they are separating after almost five years of marriage."

.... has it only been 5 years... it seems so much longer than that!

Lasted 2 years longer than I Predicted

[Ghost in the shell]

and i bet the press hounding them all the time caused the divorce

[The long Build]

and i bet the press hounding them all the time caused the divorce

Without that press there would never have been a marriage.., why else go on celebrity  !!!  jungle please leave them in there.. ( or thats what it should be called)  lets face it the Whole thing was one big staged event , they took the film crew to the wedding, the honeymoon, a few other places and now they will get a deal for the divorce  ..Cash Cash Money Ca-ching..(good song as well)   But I'm not cynical...

[Ghost in the shell]

tabloids, who needs em!

i think that her from big brother would have lived a lot longer had the press butted out as well.

[More Coffee]

Once saw a license plate holder..

"Happiness is ------- your ex's face on a milk carton"

[The long Build]

tabloids, who needs em!

i think that her from big brother would have lived a lot longer had the press butted out as well.

She played the press at their own game and in that sense she won, you can't say to the press follow me and then say I have had enough, its a shame she died but she courted the press to insure that the kids were financially sound , they were stupid enough to pay for the storys, the public were stupid enough to buy the mags , catch 22 really.  Yes the stress probably did not help her illness , but (in my untrained medical view) would not have made much difference.

[The long Build]

I know divorce and separation are not a subject for humour but:
"Katie Price and Peter Andre have announced they are separating after almost five years of marriage."

.... has it only been 5 years... it seems so much longer than that!

I wonder how many attempts at reconciliation we will see..   At least she has her modelling (maybe a Jordon  Katie price springer   to fall back to) , Whats he got ?

[dougal99]

Shouldn't this be in the 'I don't believe it' or 'who gives a s**t' thread'.


Doug

Now where's that emigration application form?

[malcolmfrary]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/pretend-marriage-on-made%11up-rocks-200905121755/
for a cogent, lucid slant on the non-event.  As likely to be true as any other reporting on the subject.