Well I have 26000ltrs of hydraulic oil I have to get rid of, some bright spark at work decided we needed to test some of the pipes at work with the oil. Now they decide we are going to use hot water, I was hoping I could offload the oil on to Formica in North Shields since they use so much of it all there hydraulic presses leak so much they decided to use heavier oil, not surprising when you look at the maintenance team that used to work there.
Could have a little competition "Who do you think could have worked at Formica"
Hints are
1. He's a sand dancer
2. Kranky very kranky
3. Some say he was Noah's apprentice shipbuilder.
Well Riggs my old mate, you will never learn will you!
FIRST RULE OFF MANAGEMENT
Have someone else to blame that's rule 1
rule 2 listen to the orders ,you were asked to order oil for testing - that's what you did
but you ordered the wrong stuff it should have been soluble oil
- the stuff you can mix with water ,well you can always tell the engineers from the desk pen pushers last but not least the 61000 ton press at Formica will lose that much oil in one pressing cycle
aye
john e
ex FORMICA
maintenance team
bluebird
or stig
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