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[swordfish fairey]

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

 .. .. ...Smudge

[dodgy geezer]

......
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

 .. .. ...Smudge

At that point the American and Russian collapsed with laughter. After a while, the Russian stopped giggling, but the American was still rolling on the floor, holding his sides... 

So they asked him why he found it so funny. And he replied:

"Stupid Blondes! ... To think they'd get there in ONE night...! "

[HS93 (RIP)]

I thought it was going to be the American going to the sun, there Precedent after being told for two weeks the name of an oil company still cannot get  it right


Peter

[Sharky1dk]

ROLF


He he

Good joke  :O)

[The long Build]

Both parts brilliant.