Tug-Kenny:
What do I look like? Not as pretty as you, for sure. But considering I just turned 73 I reckon I'm still in with a chance of getting laid down at the Derby & Joan. ;-)
(Pssst.... Where are them 'scope pictures that you promised?).
So there you are then, Bluebird. Just to sate your sadistic tendencies, yer it be.
BTW, see that TV in the background? A split second after the camera shutter shutted, the damn thing buzzed, snicked, farted, then burst into flames.
That probably explains the I-just-fouled-my-pants look.
What's that?... who snapped the picture?
You ever heard of Linda Lovelace?
It wasn't her. But....
Aw, you work it out.
Battleship:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!