Steve
This get really confusing - where have all the Mikes come from? When I was at school I can't remember anyone else being called Mike (or Michael as my mother would put it) Which one of us is going to be 'Old Mike' and Which one 'Young Mike' and what are we going to do with all the other Mikes
Mike
I shall be very generous and let you be Old Mike(Michael to your Mother). My Mum had the same problem and was often heard to correct my first wife on the matter.
Just so that you will know who I am when you see me, beneath the broad brimmed hat and the smiling face you will notice a big coat, Australian outback should spring to mind. Bottle of sunscreen in one hand and score sheet in the other. Always cheerful never sad or miserable. Word of caution as my second wife says, never get on the wrong side. I still smile!
The other mikes, you could speak into them, or club them down a plank!