I thought "if Bryan can do it - so can I", so off I went to buy myself one of these new gadgets.
Entering the computer shop, I asked the large guy with the pony tail for an I-pad.
He sneered and said "we don't sell Macs".
"That's ok" says I, "I've got an umberella anyway - but I still want an I-pad".
With that, he leaned over the counter, right up close, peered into my eyes and said "yes, they do look a bit bloodshot, try next door"
Well the shop next door appeared to be a chemists as well - I suppose small businesses HAVE to diversify nowadays). There was a girl behind the counter, and (in my sexist way) I thought I might have "difficulty" explaining what I wanted!
But no! As soon as I mentioned the word "I-pad", she winked and shot off upstairs.
In no time at all she was back, and sold me the I-pad which came in a large box and was already wrapped (in plain brown paper for some reason??). It was dirt cheap! To be honest I was expecting to pay more than £12.99 for it, but I wasn't going to quibble.
Anyway, I'm home now and am unpacking it. It must be very small, as I can't find it in the box - just the packing which seems to be packets of extremely large nappies!
What do these I-pads actually look like? (and what is incontinence? - American for a worldwide guarantee perhaps??)
Cheers
Danny