You have to tell this in a Jock accent.......
Wee John Paul fae Airdrie always wanted to look pure dead cool. His friend told him that he needed a good designer pair of trainers to go with his shell suit.
John Paul saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of Iron Bru and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
Proudly, he strutted down the street calling out to all the passers by "See ma new trainers? Cool, by the way!"
One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine pair of trainers but was young John Paul aware that he had a lace undone?
John Paul scornfully retorted that it was an essential part of being pure dead cool to have a trailing lace and that on the sole of the trainer there were indeed instructions for the wearer to do such a thing. When asked for proof of this instruction, John Paul took off his trainer and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.
"There y'are!" he proudly declaimed.
"It clearly says...
...Taiwan!"
Tony Don't blame me I'm only repeating it....
