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Norseman

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2012, 07:37:00 pm »
What is it with pies on this forum? Your'e all obsessed with them.

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2012, 02:01:17 am »
Quote from: armc40 on August 04, 2012, 11:59:32 am
aah...but how many did you manage to get into a pie though ??
your thinking of blackbirds...and it was 4 and 20 {-)
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2012, 02:06:29 am »
Quote from: Norseman on August 04, 2012, 07:37:00 pm
What is it with pies on this forum? Your'e all obsessed with them.

Dave
well it makes a change,from being obsessed with model boats....and,now  at least my neighbours children don,t call me an anorak.like they did when they saw me at the boat pond......now they just call me fat Wullie {-)
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2012, 08:37:13 am »
Quote from: Norseman on August 04, 2012, 07:37:00 pm
What is it with pies on this forum? Your'e all obsessed with them.

Dave

In OZ we would refer to them as a mob of pie eaters  O0 O0 O0 {-) {-) {-)
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2012, 10:12:54 am »
Quote from: wullie/mk2 on August 05, 2012, 02:06:29 am
my neighbours children don,t call me an anorak.like they did when they saw me at the boat pond......

Highly traumatised by the sight - poor kids - still undergoing therapy no dobt <:(
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2012, 01:51:04 pm »
Come on Wullie... where are ye ? Gies us a smert retort O0
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2012, 02:45:56 pm »
Quote from: arrow5 on August 05, 2012, 01:51:04 pm
Gies us a smert retort O0

Jeepers Duncan - Tort - that's a fruit pie
You'll never get one of them off Wullie.

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2012, 03:43:42 pm »
When I was drafted up to Wullie Land it took a while to find out an ashet pie referred to the dish it was cooked in and not the contents

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2012, 04:21:17 pm »
Quote from: Norseman on August 05, 2012, 02:45:56 pm
Jeepers Duncan - Tort - that's a fruit pie
You'll never get one of them off Wullie.

Dave
..and it is also a legal term as used in a tort of false imprisonment.  Look up Wiki.
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2012, 05:38:18 pm »
Quote from: Netleyned on August 05, 2012, 03:43:42 pm
When I was drafted up to Wullie Land it took a while to find out an ashet pie referred to the dish it was cooked in and not the contents

Ned
To confuse matters, there is a well known baker and pie-maker in this part of Wullie-land called Ashers. If Wullie wis here he`d tell ye. {-)
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2012, 10:03:31 pm »

And the winner is....................
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2012, 04:48:06 pm »
 
Sorry we cannot allow this joke

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2012, 05:57:49 pm »
Quote from: armc40 on August 08, 2012, 04:48:06 pm

Sorry we cannot allow this joke

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2012, 09:21:09 pm »

What a lovely man.   :}


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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2012, 10:04:15 pm »
No Deposit....Non Returnable
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2012, 10:15:17 pm »
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2012, 12:25:02 pm »
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2012, 03:30:32 pm »
non domesticated  {-)
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2012, 03:48:17 pm »
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2012, 04:16:52 pm »
 ok you win :D

I'm trying to think how to link that back to Swallows? for as you know how Wullie hated to wander off topic  {-) {-) {-)
..........well swallowing enables food assimilation and Bird's nest soup is yàn wō (燕窝), and that translates literally as "swallow's nest".

So soup it is then ................ simple plain Heinz Tomato  O0
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Re: I used to like Swallows
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2012, 03:20:35 pm »
Ha - very clever - a song about plucking Larks

That reminds me of when I wasmaking a mess of plucking a Partridge. My mate from Southport took it off me and showe d me what to do.
At one point when he had his hand fully of inside it,  a wagon pulled up alongside. A cockney voice asked for directions and Brian pointed straight down the road.
The driver  :o said thanks but he'd be really glad to get out of Hillbilly county (toned down quote)

The look on that guys face was absolutely brilliant  {-)

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2012, 08:08:42 pm »
Quote from: Norseman on August 11, 2012, 03:20:35 pm
Ha - very clever - a song about plucking Larks

That reminds me of when I wasmaking a mess of plucking a Partridge. My mate from Southport took it off me and showe d me what to do.
At one point when he had his hand fully of inside it,  a wagon pulled up alongside. A cockney voice asked for directions and Brian pointed straight down the road.
The driver  :o said thanks but he'd be really glad to get out of Hillbilly county (toned down quote)

The look on that guys face was absolutely brilliant  {-)

Dave


'ere Dave!

Hope you watched 'Dad's Army" on Beeb 2 tonight.....SO characterful it was ......your views perhaps ?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b007867j/Dads_Army_Series_4_The_Test/

Regards

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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2012, 08:29:42 pm »
Oops - no not a Partridge - a Pheasant O0 %%
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Re: I used to like Swallows
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2012, 09:24:22 am »
Wasn't Bill Maynard a pheasant plucker's son?  I seem to recall him singing about it.
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