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RAAArtyGunner

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An Old Parable Reviewed
« on: January 22, 2013, 08:27:58 am »

 
A  PARABLE
   
               
     
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. 
The  animal cried piteously for hours as
the  farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was  old, and the well needed to be covered up  anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve  the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors  to come over  and help him.
   They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt  into the well.
   At  first, the donkey realized what was happening  and cried horribly. 
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted  down.

A few shovel loads later, the  farmer finally looked down the well. 
He was astonished at what he saw. 
With  each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the  donkey was doing something amazing.
He would  shake it off and take a step up.

As the  farmer's neighbors continued to shovel  dirt on top of the animal, he would shake  it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon,  everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! 

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
   The  trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a steppingstone.
We  can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up. 

Remember the five simple rules  to be happy:

Free your heart from  hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from  worries - Most never happen.

Live simply  and appreciate what you have.

Give  more.

Expect less.

NOW  ............

Enough of that  crap  ...  The donkey later came  back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury  him.
The gash from the bite got infected  and
the farmer eventually died in agony from  septic shock..


MORAL FROM  TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do  something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it  always comes back to bite you. 

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Re: An Old Parable Reviewed
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 11:10:27 am »


Along the same lines:


In the middle of winter, a little bird was standing in a field of cows. It had nowhere warm to go to. Suddenly one of the cows lifts it's tail and the bird is smothered in excrement. Now as bad as this sounds, the bird found itself to be warm and cosy, where once he was cold, so he started to sing.


Then a fox came along, pulled the bird out of the muck, and promptly ate it.


The moral of the story?
Not everyone who dumps excrement on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of excrement is your friend.
And finally, if you are in deep excrement keep your mouth shut!


Andrew
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