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CPM1

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Is there a traitor amongst us?
« on: February 07, 2013, 09:47:56 am »
I went shopping at ALDI in Northwich this morning at 8am and arrived on a very empty car park. I went inside and bought a trolley full of stuff and went back to my car. I opened my boot, left the trolley in situ at the rear of the car and then opened the rear passenger door.
I went back to the boot and Pic 1 will show you what I saw. Pic 2 will also show you how empty the car park was at the time.
It's not the inconsideration of the other driver, I can live with that - BUT IT WAS A BLOKE. I caught him scuttling off to the shop.
This traitor of a male driver has just handed over another victory to women drivers in our ongoing war of the sexes. Only women can be forgiven for cr$p parking, it is after all in their genes. But one of our own did this!
Beware all sensible male drivers of Cheshire we have a traitor in Northwich.
Now what would be a suitable punishment?
Rant over, off to work now,
Chris M
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Jerry C

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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2013, 10:09:09 am »
If your tailgate was a good fit in the other guys grill I think I may have been unable to resist fitting it under power just before driving away.
Jerry.
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us? No No No
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2013, 10:19:37 am »
 
Whilst it was a bloke driving, the car is obviously a sheila, who quite naturally, felt lonely and threatened in such a vast empty exposed area.  O0 O0 O0
Therefore it seems to me he was being considerate and caring.  %) %) %)
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2013, 10:42:48 am »
I have a red car, but it wasn't me.
It almost looks like a deliberate wind up, but probably he just couldn't face walking a few feet more. A plonker either way.
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2013, 10:50:39 am »
looks to me like an offer to use his hood to sit your groceries on.
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2013, 06:51:16 pm »
Pic 2 also  shows it looks like you were   partly inside the other Bay? perhaps  he was just   showing you that  :}
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CPM1

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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2013, 09:20:16 pm »
Pic 2 is deceptive. I was fully inside the white lines of my parking bay.
What made me laugh was the fact that he parked right up against my motor as I was still unloading the trolley despite the fact that there where so many other empty places closer to the door of the shop. He drives worse than my wife!
C'est la vie  :-)   Must go, I have a hull to paint ........ End of thread
Chris M
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2013, 10:07:25 pm »
Peugeot. So perhaps a Frenchie. They have funny rules over there.  %%
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2013, 11:29:56 pm »
Pot and kettle,I say. What's with the camp pink fluffy dusters?
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CPM1

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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 06:32:52 pm »
 :-)  The pink fluffy dusters are car wash mitts. They are a good buy from the likes of ALDI and better than sponges. Car wash mitts dont trap the dirt and rub it into your paintwork as sponges do - honestly there is an art to washing a car properly just as there is to building  a plank on frame model boat.
Chris M
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2013, 03:21:35 pm »
The art of washing a car drive to Morrisons remove ariel pay for car wash ticket drive to car wash let car wash wash car drive out of car wash mastered the art of car washing years ago and no fluffy pink dusters/mitts were harmed lol {-) {-) {-) {-) :-))
 
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2013, 07:09:14 pm »
Quote from: thegrimreaper on February 11, 2013, 03:21:35 pm
no fluffy pink dusters/mitts were harmed lol {-) {-) {-) {-) :-))
 
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Aye but you risk the car being harmed :}
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Re: Is there a traitor amongst us?
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2013, 02:52:42 pm »
That is typical, maybe he was on the phone to his wife getting final instructions on what to buy? I think I would have off loaded onto his bonnet as well. Car Wash? I go shopping and when in the car park let the 3 Rumanians there wash it while I shop, they do a terrific job, and are cheap.
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