Bloody typical
Husband's Text (by mobile phone): Darling, I've been hit by a car outside the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head has been very strong but fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury.
However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife's Response: Who's Paula?