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jaymac

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Safety Message
« on: December 29, 2014, 07:36:22 pm »

   Hi everyone    With The New Year close  upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with You Guys about drinking and driving.   As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.   Well, two days ago, this happened to me. I was out for an evening with the boys and had more than several beers followed by a couple of bottles of rather nice red wine and a few drams.  Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was well over the limit.   That's when I did something I've never done before - I took a taxi home.   Sure enough on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.   This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage    I don't know what to do with it.   So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.   
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Re: Safety Message
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2014, 09:57:46 am »

Even funnier, or should that be more worrying is I just read that out to the OH. and got  a ''that's terrible, so not only he drinks/drives, he also nicks cars?''

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Re: Safety Message
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2014, 05:41:49 pm »

Yeah, I laughed out loud - then read it to Her Ladyship and she raised her eyes to Heaven and tut-tutted. Must be a man joke...

Dave.
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Re: Safety Message
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2014, 05:52:07 pm »


Bill and harry are staggering home after a heavy night out and pass the bus garage. “Lets take the bus home” says Bill “OK” says Harry and disappears into the garage. After hearing a lot of gear crunching and crashes Bill goes into the garage to see a load of buses have been moved about and Harry driving slowly out between them. “What on earth are you playing at?” says Bill.
“Well” says Harry “the number 43 was parked at the back!”
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Re: Safety Message
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2014, 11:41:51 pm »

Hi all, many years ago I moved to a new house (to me) in a cul-de-sac in a very nice neighbourhood.  The first night there we heard a terrible noise gears big engine etc.  Looked out of the window and there was a single deck bus stuck in the loop at the end of the road. (young joy riders it transpired)  What have we done moving here, I thought. 
We later moved to a larger house at the end (in the loop) but nothing much else happened for the next 30 years!
regards Roy
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