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jaymac

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Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« on: August 19, 2016, 08:13:46 pm »
 
             How To Maintain A Healthy Level  Of   Insanity in RETIREMENT...
 
   
1.   At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars, and watch them slow down!
 
   
2.  On all your check stubs, write, 'For Marijuana'!
 
   
3.  Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
 
     
4.   With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
   
   
5. Sing along at The Opera.
 
 
 
   
6.  When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
 
 
 
   
7.  When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
 
 
 
   
8.  Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....’
 
   
   

 
 
 
    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

 
 
    10.   Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your Trousers to your ankles and yell out, “There’s no paper in here!”
 
 
 
 

Then SMILE... It's called 'therapy'!
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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2016, 08:39:23 pm »
 :-)) :-)) :-)) {-) {-) {-)


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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2016, 08:47:01 pm »
So good.
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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2016, 09:35:09 pm »
Is the absence of 9 a test 'for the Old Uns'?
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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2016, 10:32:59 pm »
No  9 would have got it removed
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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2016, 11:30:02 pm »
I've actually done something similar to no.6 - while paying council tax through an "automatic teller" (in our local library) I deliberately used £20 notes so that the machine had to spew out 7 x £1 coins change, along with the receipt.

At that point I shouted - "YES, I've won the jackpot" {-) {-)

....needless to say, the staff were not amused but a few people in the queue thought it was funny. :}

Regards,

Ray.
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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2016, 08:18:35 am »

Were they wearing white coats  %)
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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2016, 09:59:34 pm »
A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Scottish mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars.

When she got back, her husband asked her, "So, how did it go?"

"Fine," she replied, "but I've never seen so many Freudians slip."
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Re: Physcotherapy for the Old Uns
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2016, 10:22:31 pm »
Are schizophrenics maybe  just Telepathic?
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