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omra85

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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2007, 08:11:25 pm »
What does DNA stand for -



National Dyslexic Association

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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2007, 08:12:04 pm »
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10. If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

13. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

14. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?


10 According to W. E. C. himself, he had a good line of credit at Acme, being a beta tester. (Google Chuck  Jones, laugh a lot)
13 Silly question.  If the woman hears about it, he will be wrong.
14 You can reach the paint.
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2007, 02:18:02 pm »
I met a dyslexic agnostic the other day, he said he believes in dog.
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2007, 02:22:10 pm »
Quote from: Big Ada on December 07, 2007, 05:31:28 pm
How long would it take to sandpaper an Elephant down to a Greyhound?

What grade of sandpaper would you use in order to get the job done
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #54 on: December 08, 2007, 02:46:51 pm »
My son once had a client with tattood knuckles that read "Sid Viscous".
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #55 on: December 08, 2007, 03:29:06 pm »
Quote from: Bryan Young on December 08, 2007, 02:46:51 pm
My son once had a client with tattood knuckles that read "Sid Viscous".

He must have been a bit thick.
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #56 on: December 08, 2007, 04:43:30 pm »
Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.....
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bigH

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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #57 on: December 08, 2007, 07:30:48 pm »
  Yeah! thits rite   ,go on, tack the pee owt of peeple wo kant swanser bak cos they kant wriit cos thay r diskaustic...
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #58 on: December 08, 2007, 09:53:36 pm »
Why do they put frosted glass in aircraft toilet windows ?????? :D :D
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2007, 04:06:53 am »
Why is long hair never tidy when you get out of bed?  :-\

Why are there spiders in the sink and bath.. but never in the toilet?  :-\

Where do all the second socks dissapear to?  :-\

When you drop a screw / washer / bolt / nut does it drop that fast it enters another dimension?.. is that why you cant find it after you have dropped it?

.. and thats just for starters!..  :D

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A puzzling question to ponder
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2007, 11:00:59 am »
In cold weather like we have been having this week, why is the coldest part of the night at dawn, just as the sun is starting to come over the horizon?

(I know a lot of you never see that time of day  ;).)

Ian
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Re: A puzzling question to ponder
« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2007, 11:25:28 am »
Because it's the longest time since the sun was last shining to warm things up! (the ground has radiated away all yesterday's residual heat)
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2007, 12:35:14 pm »

........  and why is it that the slowest drivers always end up at the front of the traffic ..... ???
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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2007, 01:17:53 pm »
Mostly because it is difficult to overtake 2 caravans at once!!

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Re: Questions that keep you up at night
« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2007, 01:40:32 pm »
Is it the Slow Driver or the Normal Drivers who are trying to overtake so that they can continue driving at Normal Speeds that are the main cause of accidents...

...Regards...Norry...
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