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[hiapita]

i get my pencils from the range and asda and normal supermarkets

hannah

[Ghost in the shell]

get one of those pencils that have the lead on a ratchet,
1/ it'll save you loosing those bloody erasers as well,
2/ tie a string to the said pencil and anchor string to desk.

[Ghost in the shell]

i get my pencils from the range and asda and normal supermarkets

hannah

I get mine off delivery drivers when I sign their paperwork!

[Umi_Ryuzuki]

What everyone is witnessing is SOTT.
Small Object Time Travel.

This theory originates from my friend, Cliff Shaw, since passed on and traveling the ether himself.

The theory as stated postulates thatTime travel is possible.
Small objects, pencils, pens, car keys, hobby knives, wallets etc., can
all seemingly disappear from where you placed them and travel through time.
When they have finished, they reappear where you left them.
And that is exactly where you find them in the future.

 

[Subculture]

Drill holes through the pencils and attach them to some string or light chain.

[Roger in France]

Of course, in France we do things differently! My oval cross-section carpenters pencil still manage to roll away into dark corners and my most comfortable screwdriver refuses to stay on the rack where it has its own place clearly outlined in paint.

However, it's my wife who goes missing very often! The house is long and the garden even longer and so when I look for my wife I seldom find her immediately. I call out her name asking where she is and if I am lucky I get the reply, "Here" which tells me nothing about her location but does at least acknowledge she exists!

Roger in France.

[Proteus]

I am thinking of fitted one of these to my pencils and one to the wife


http://www.loc8tor.co.uk/

saves all the hastel

Proteus

[andyn]

Or you could go down to Smith's and get 50 pencils for £2

The loc8tor has a limited range and probably won't see through the walls of shops

[Proteus]

The loc8tor has a limited range and probably won't see through the walls of shops

                      I dont think they have eyes, I may be wrong though ! anyway my pencils dont shop.

                      Proteus

[malcolmfrary]

get one of those pencils that have the lead on a ratchet,
1/ it'll save you loosing those *horrible* erasers as well,
2/ tie a string to the said pencil and anchor string to desk.

Thats one way to lose a desk.  And the string.

[Ghost in the shell]

get one of those pencils that have the lead on a ratchet,
1/ it'll save you loosing those *horrible* erasers as well,
2/ tie a string to the said pencil and anchor string to desk.

Thats one way to lose a desk.  And the string.

never figured that the desk would vanish as well,

Bermuda triiiiiiiiangle, where people disapear, bermuda triiiiiangle not so bad!