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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2225 on: June 28, 2019, 09:28:33 AM »

Touche Martin  {-)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2226 on: July 18, 2019, 08:30:04 PM »

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« Reply #2227 on: July 18, 2019, 10:09:47 PM »

the abridged version of the book?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2228 on: July 24, 2019, 11:37:00 PM »

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« Reply #2229 on: July 24, 2019, 11:55:28 PM »

The Captain told that stupid 2nd Mate  >>:-( to weigh anchor, not check the weight of the anchor whilst under way  ok2
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2230 on: July 25, 2019, 12:26:11 AM »

It's just an expensive advert for the suzuki splash  {-)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2231 on: July 25, 2019, 12:32:09 AM »

That's what happens when you order the deck officer to wash your car Sir!


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2232 on: July 25, 2019, 08:05:28 AM »

But it was my right of weigh.
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« Reply #2233 on: July 25, 2019, 08:12:19 AM »

Colin's answer to cars with too much tech!  :police:
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« Reply #2234 on: July 25, 2019, 08:50:22 AM »

The skipper was surprised to see so little rust on his old Alpha Sud.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2235 on: July 25, 2019, 09:55:38 AM »

Number one - get the engineer - I told him to remove the tyres as it wont stay put and we will drift
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2236 on: July 25, 2019, 11:53:42 AM »


Captain: 'Just our luck, first time we win on the Crane Grabber Game, we win a rusty old car!'
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« Reply #2237 on: July 25, 2019, 06:03:38 PM »

"Hello?  This is HookOrByCrook Insurance... We understand you've just had an accident?"
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« Reply #2238 on: July 25, 2019, 06:04:43 PM »

"Be Honest, was Prince Phillip driving?"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2239 on: July 25, 2019, 06:13:13 PM »

Really bosun? OK, I told you we needed more tyre fenders but don't you think you should have removed them from the wheels first?


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2240 on: August 06, 2019, 09:17:12 PM »

 

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2241 on: August 06, 2019, 09:53:01 PM »

This is what happens when you ignore the warnings about using mobile phones when you're driving  >>:-(


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2242 on: August 06, 2019, 10:02:24 PM »

The skippers lottery syndicate just found out they'd won a massive amount of cash  :P


... or, when they were informed of 'across the board' redundancies.....  <*<


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2243 on: August 07, 2019, 09:01:30 AM »

In the lastest sports news


In the premier ship between Grimsby and Peterhead fishing fleets - the red card had to be shown when two defenders used excessive force on the centre forward
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2244 on: August 07, 2019, 11:08:07 AM »

In the lastest sports news


In the premier ship between Grimsby and Peterhead fishing fleets - the red card had to be shown when two defenders used excessive force on the centre forward
 


Grimsby fishing fleet would be hard put to field a five a side team these days <:( <:( <:(
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« Reply #2245 on: August 07, 2019, 12:22:58 PM »

 


Grimsby fishing fleet would be hard put to field a five a side team these days <:( <:( <:(
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A bit like the Royal Navy then  <:( <:( <:(
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« Reply #2246 on: August 08, 2019, 08:29:37 PM »

Local flash flooding in Edinburgh region today now affects vessels moored in Leith Docks also!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2247 on: September 08, 2019, 06:50:39 AM »



( Probably photoshoped but.... )
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2248 on: September 08, 2019, 07:12:32 AM »

I told you brushless was the way to go!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2249 on: September 08, 2019, 08:50:55 AM »




   Coastal 515, Coastal 515, calling control tower , request clearance for landing.
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