A blonde bloke really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang himself in the bathroom.
As he locked the door, he yelled at his wife, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!"
His wife broke into the bathroom and saw her husband with a rope tied on his toe.
The wife said, "I thought you were hanging yourself."
He said, "Yes, I am!"
The wife replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?"
He said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe.