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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #225 on: April 24, 2020, 10:33:03 AM »

...actually in the link I posted he never shouted it Martin.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #226 on: April 24, 2020, 05:39:12 PM »

.... that should be typed as:         Gordons alive?!?!!!

Reprise:  https://youtu.be/TW8kDtzirpA       {-)
 
 
NB: Brian Blessed, much beloved British Shakespearean actor, most well known for his way Over The Top portrayal of Prince Vultan,  leader of the Winged Bird-Men role in Flash Gordon film (1980)

This is why i asked here instead of google...
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #227 on: April 24, 2020, 10:28:04 PM »

tsenecal, I am so glad you did  :-))   Many thanks  O0
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #228 on: April 27, 2020, 07:52:20 AM »

Not that happy !!!!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #229 on: April 27, 2020, 08:13:37 AM »

...actually in the link I posted he never shouted it Martin.
We don't have a typeface big enough for Brian Blessed, national treasure, if he was actually shouting.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #230 on: May 05, 2020, 01:57:34 PM »

 
Finished wiring up my workshop today!!

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #231 on: May 05, 2020, 06:38:47 PM »

Apparently on Facebook


Last 4 years we have dying to get out the EU


In the last 4 weeks we have all been dying to get out of the house  {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #232 on: May 05, 2020, 08:41:12 PM »


Finished wiring up my workshop today!!

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Thats what my hair looks like after 6 weeks of lockdown  {-)

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #233 on: May 05, 2020, 08:47:53 PM »

I've let my hair grow. That way I can pass for under 70. Soon I will be embracing my 1970s style again.

Colin
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #234 on: May 11, 2020, 07:46:43 PM »

Good Idea
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #235 on: May 11, 2020, 08:00:55 PM »


Finished wiring up my workshop today!!

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Having worked with a few ex-BT techs offshore, they seem to have a skill at turning a perfectly good panel into that in less than 24h. Usual warning sign apparently is an email to the beach requesting more fuses needed ASAP. LoL
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #236 on: May 12, 2020, 09:29:18 AM »

Wonder if it worked
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #237 on: May 14, 2020, 01:19:44 AM »


  A post moderated / removed - bit too risque there me old mate     :embarrassed:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #238 on: May 14, 2020, 09:18:12 AM »

No prob  Martin
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #239 on: May 14, 2020, 10:16:46 AM »


Now that's funny!  {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #240 on: May 14, 2020, 10:55:19 AM »

The moderated post, was that you trying to speak to her about the type of face covering?  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #241 on: May 14, 2020, 12:22:15 PM »

No that one wouldn't have survived its one reply %)


A friend of mine although a consultant clinical psychologist, is currently working as a scrub nurse in intensive care, has shared with us a letter a colleague received from his child"Thank you daddy you are being a hero. Mummy is telling everyone she gave you the clap last night"As if coronavirus is not enough to cope with!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #242 on: May 14, 2020, 12:46:40 PM »

I have always, since the start of all this, replaced that phrase with applaud  <*<
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #243 on: May 16, 2020, 10:20:16 AM »

The French always have an answer...
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #244 on: May 16, 2020, 04:01:10 PM »

Oh Dear
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #245 on: May 16, 2020, 07:15:21 PM »

I see Martin's wiring and raise him my plumbing!



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #246 on: May 23, 2020, 12:54:36 PM »


                         DUE TO MY
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      YESTERDAY.
    AND BELIEVE ME
    THAT'S A LOT OF
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #247 on: May 23, 2020, 01:09:24 PM »

Have you got on to the ones with numbers on?  Just asking!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #248 on: May 23, 2020, 03:59:19 PM »

 :} :} :} :} :} :} :} :} :}  Aye page 1 page 2 Etc.,
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #249 on: May 24, 2020, 09:43:50 AM »


. THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE. PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY. BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS IN TRYING TO RESPOND TO ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM.


Wife: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
Husband: YES

Wife : HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?
Husband: USUALLY ABOUT THREE.

Wife: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?
Husband: 3.00   (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)

Wife: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
Husband: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE.

Wife: SO A BEER COSTS 3 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR SPENDING EACH MONTH AT app 270. IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY 3240 CORRECT?
Husband: CORRECT!

Wife: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND 3240, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION, THE PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT 64,800 CORRECT?
Husband: CORRECT!

Wife: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?

Husband: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
Wife: NO.

Husband: WHERE'S YOUR AIRPLANE?
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