I was having a chat with my neighbour the other day and he happen to mention he had a bloke in doing a bit of decorating.
Me..... Blimey John, that's a bit extravagant for you. Who is he then ?
John... He said he's an airline pilot that's been furloughed and just doing a bit of decorating on the side to get a bit of extra cash.
Me..... Arr, is he any good ?
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John... Ya.... he made a lovely job of the landing.