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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #375 on: October 09, 2020, 07:30:42 am »

YYYYY am I still getting notifications for Jokes & Humor, What Have You Bought This Week, and New to the Forum, after checking "Unnotify" on all of them??

HELP, MARTIN, HELP!

Hi CGAux,

Could you check again, is Notify  still 'unticked'?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #376 on: October 09, 2020, 11:28:57 am »

He's lucky I'm still getting Squat
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #377 on: October 10, 2020, 07:31:34 pm »


Did you know that their are no Canaries in the Canary isles.
Same thing with the Virgin Islands....... no canaries there either..!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #378 on: October 11, 2020, 07:43:12 pm »


 Utube funny stuff...



 
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« Reply #379 on: October 14, 2020, 07:17:08 am »

Hi all, I hear we are to assist the USA put a woman on the moon.  Do we have any suggestions for this journey?

My choice would be a blond but with the current PC thinking I feel it should not be defined by sex, or do I say gender?
It could be thought in some quarters that if there should be an extended visit to the moon then someone will have to make the tea of course.   ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #380 on: October 19, 2020, 10:22:14 pm »

Covid restrictions - it's all going to end in tiers. <:(
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #381 on: October 19, 2020, 10:47:55 pm »

CAA says aircraft bottom to be fully checked for damage following sightings of local phenomenon......
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #383 on: October 26, 2020, 12:34:51 pm »

Not sure where I got this from. If it was someone on here my apologies.


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #384 on: October 26, 2020, 02:37:18 pm »









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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #385 on: October 26, 2020, 03:23:48 pm »

 {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #386 on: October 26, 2020, 06:28:16 pm »

 




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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #387 on: October 26, 2020, 06:40:49 pm »

OK so I admit it..........I am nearly an adult.......... O0
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #388 on: October 27, 2020, 03:37:43 pm »

I was having a chat with my neighbour the other day and he happen to mention he had a bloke in doing a bit of decorating.

Me..... Blimey John, that's a bit extravagant for you. Who is he then ?

John... He said he's an airline pilot that's been furloughed and just doing a bit of decorating on the side to get a bit of extra cash.

Me..... Arr, is he any good ?


(Wait for it... :D )

John... Ya.... he made a lovely job of the landing.  {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #389 on: October 27, 2020, 04:09:31 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #390 on: October 27, 2020, 05:48:43 pm »

 
     {-) {-) :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #391 on: October 28, 2020, 11:31:48 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #392 on: October 28, 2020, 11:51:57 am »

 {-) {-)  love that
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #393 on: October 28, 2020, 12:09:51 pm »







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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #394 on: October 28, 2020, 08:41:55 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #395 on: October 31, 2020, 04:52:08 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #396 on: October 31, 2020, 05:09:31 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #397 on: October 31, 2020, 05:18:35 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #398 on: October 31, 2020, 08:03:14 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #399 on: November 01, 2020, 12:00:07 am »

 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Best one yet Martin
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