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jaymac

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #400 on: November 01, 2020, 07:19:38 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #401 on: November 01, 2020, 10:45:05 pm »

That one was new when Christ was a corporal.   8)


But still funny.   :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #402 on: November 02, 2020, 09:19:31 am »

Imortalised by Peter Butterworth in Carry on Again Doctor, 1969.  A chestnut then, but still funny.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #403 on: November 02, 2020, 11:05:41 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #404 on: November 02, 2020, 11:46:09 am »

 {-) {-) :-))

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #405 on: November 02, 2020, 09:22:45 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #406 on: November 04, 2020, 03:27:19 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #407 on: November 04, 2020, 06:48:30 pm »

Dave....
.....and when you read the joke .....
the Connery voice is in your head..... Yesh Mish Moneypenny....


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #408 on: November 05, 2020, 07:50:14 am »

Dave....
.....and when you read the joke .....
the Connery voice is in your head..... Yesh Mish Moneypenny....

David.

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I didn't notice that at first but now you mention it you're right {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #409 on: November 06, 2020, 10:17:45 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #410 on: November 06, 2020, 10:18:52 pm »

 


....... I can here you humming the tune!    ok2
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #411 on: November 06, 2020, 10:19:39 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #412 on: November 07, 2020, 07:55:31 am »

 {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #413 on: November 07, 2020, 07:56:16 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #414 on: November 07, 2020, 11:45:31 am »

----3 lets get ready
 and 4 don't go as we are in lockdown and all gigs are currently closed  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #415 on: November 09, 2020, 01:13:50 pm »

 :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #416 on: November 10, 2020, 07:54:31 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #417 on: November 12, 2020, 07:54:57 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #418 on: November 13, 2020, 09:32:52 am »

One acre of hemp can produce the same amount of paper as three or four acres of trees.At the same time, the paper does not need bleaching, it does not turn yellow, it is stronger and more durable than ordinary paper!Growing hemp for paper saves acres of forest!
The police did not believe Michael and still put him in jail
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #419 on: November 13, 2020, 09:35:34 am »

 {-) @ jaymac
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #420 on: November 15, 2020, 07:31:29 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #421 on: November 16, 2020, 09:18:24 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #422 on: November 16, 2020, 04:13:10 pm »

Oh to be back on the pond
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #423 on: November 17, 2020, 08:57:48 am »

No one around this morning ?



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #424 on: November 17, 2020, 09:05:51 am »

Was that a stern look?
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