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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #150 on: July 01, 2021, 12:59:50 pm »


   We have already been asked to keep to humour



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #151 on: July 02, 2021, 11:10:00 am »

Technically that is humour in how daft some of the 'rules' are applied - but yep
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #152 on: July 02, 2021, 11:44:17 am »

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« Reply #153 on: July 03, 2021, 01:32:30 pm »

After 6 hours of my intensive semaphore course I'm now flagging.
..........I'll get my coat.
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Re: Semaphore Course
« Reply #154 on: July 03, 2021, 02:16:48 pm »

Sounds as if it was a bit 'armful then....
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Re: Semaphore Course
« Reply #155 on: July 03, 2021, 02:17:57 pm »

After 6 hours of my intensive semaphore course I'm now flagging.
..........I'll get my coat.


   lesson two will be in morse code flashing , you will need your dirty old mac.  O0
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #156 on: July 04, 2021, 04:14:45 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #157 on: July 04, 2021, 05:11:11 pm »

 
           {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #158 on: July 04, 2021, 05:21:28 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #159 on: July 05, 2021, 08:21:18 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #160 on: July 05, 2021, 11:45:51 am »

Remove the computer and change graphic designer to


Intelligent design theory


and it still works
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Chuckles
« Reply #161 on: July 09, 2021, 09:20:53 am »

Still roaming the site and not sure where to post these 2 comments/experiences, but if they make you smile then job done.


I lived years ago in a coastal holiday town and sailed my model boats in a tidal lagoon mainly, but the harbour on a good tide was very busy with people promenading as they do.


I thought of obtaining a plastic decoy duck and mitorising it and RC.


I thought of making the ducks head rotatable, fix up a car windscreen washer pump to "spray" unsuspecting onlookers with sea water 😊.


When I made the large Vic Smeed sea rider 1 1/2 scale Leander frigate lookalike, I placed it in the bath to ballast it up.


I thought might it be good to have a depth charge function. At the time cheap devices were freely available around Nov 5th, ideal.


I could use a glow plug to light the fuse and arrange for the depth charge to roll off the stern, sink and explode.


So, I lit one and dropped it in the half full bath, watched it fizz and move around on the surface and then explode. It left a black stain on the bathroom ceiling.


Next step, I wrapped a but of lead around the device, lit the fuse and dropped it in the water.


Sitting on the cast iron bath bottom it fizzed away.


Then I thought SUGAR, what happens if it cracks the bath !!!!!

BANG !!!!



It exploded and produced a realistic and quite spectacular upthrust if water and smoke similar to those seen in war films.


Thankfully it didn't crack the bath, phew !


Then the devices, bangers, were banned.


Thunder flash ?








No no no !


A thunder flash would probably sink the sea rider.
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Re: Chuckles
« Reply #162 on: July 09, 2021, 03:40:58 pm »

Have you got a death wish {-) {-) {-) my wife would kill me <*<


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #163 on: July 09, 2021, 09:08:59 pm »

The Glasgow Richmond club used to do a warship display  making lots of bangs. They used theatrical charges which were set off electrically. The charges were commonly put in 35mm film containers and towed behind the boat so they were floating. They gave a display at one of the early Scottish Federation nationals and charges meant to represent depth charges would throw water at least 20 feet in the air.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #164 on: July 09, 2021, 09:15:21 pm »

One of my members got banned from the local swimming bath after testing a torpedo. 
Something about a cracked tile....... :o   Officials can be so picky.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #165 on: July 09, 2021, 09:26:41 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #166 on: July 09, 2021, 09:33:27 pm »

Strange, mines the same but without the blue and a lot more red  O0
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #167 on: July 10, 2021, 03:39:18 pm »

It's not just the tiny bits I struggle to find, some quite large bits resist my attempt to locate them .  Usually find them in front of my nose eventually .
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #168 on: July 10, 2021, 04:59:29 pm »

Tools are the easiest buy a new one and as soon as you unwrap it you'll trip over the old one
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #169 on: July 10, 2021, 08:23:04 pm »

 :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #170 on: July 11, 2021, 06:18:46 am »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #171 on: July 11, 2021, 09:07:01 am »

Its on there in Arabic   
ممنوع التدخين       Just written in white paint
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #172 on: July 11, 2021, 10:33:25 am »

"....  ..............  ......  ....." ........            "just written in white paint" {-)  love it  :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #173 on: July 11, 2021, 12:28:41 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #174 on: July 11, 2021, 01:09:59 pm »

Ohh those were the days  <:(
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