Topic: Jokes & Humour - 2021 (Read 65990 times)

warspite · « **Reply #226 on:** September 28, 2021, 12:23:44 pm »

Quote from: roycv on September 27, 2021, 07:54:15 pm

At least the tailstock is decently hidden.
Roy

I wouldn't say that, whats that suspicious bulbous item poking up the middle of that hole

warspite · « **Reply #227 on:** September 28, 2021, 12:25:37 pm »

A petrol hunt - better watch out for that Esso tiger then

mrlownotes · « **Reply #228 on:** September 28, 2021, 01:48:54 pm »

Quote from: warspite on September 28, 2021, 12:25:37 pm

A petrol hunt - better watch out for that Esso tiger then

Ha ha, I remember Esso's "I've got a tiger in my tank" ad. campaign.
We had a 'tiger tail' tied the top of the car aerial.

john44 · « **Reply #229 on:** September 28, 2021, 06:28:01 pm »

Yes, that was when petrol was under £1 a gallon.

John

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #230 on:** September 28, 2021, 06:37:43 pm »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #231 on:** September 28, 2021, 06:40:45 pm »

It's all getting a little out of hand now!

Ralph · « **Reply #232 on:** September 28, 2021, 07:27:22 pm »

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That's the Elgin Buccaneer, on the Lossiemouth road out of the town. Was up for sale on Gumtree last month for £28,000, it's been bought now so if you fancied it as a garden ornament you're too late.

Colin Bishop · « **Reply #233 on:** September 28, 2021, 09:45:30 pm »

Shouldn't that have been a Jet petrol station?

Colin

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #234 on:** September 28, 2021, 09:59:40 pm »

For Colin: https://youtu.be/ObpcGNCU944

RST · « **Reply #235 on:** September 28, 2021, 10:31:57 pm »

Martin missed a joke there, I remember it was a "Jet" station for a few years...

https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/buccaneer-service-station-gm678870864-126165477

It's only a few miles from me, near lossiemouth but I've not been by it for ages now due to co-vid. I don't see many Jet stations any more.

TheLongBuild · « **Reply #236 on:** September 28, 2021, 10:39:11 pm »

Apparently still 330 knocking around.

RST · « **Reply #237 on:** September 28, 2021, 11:16:16 pm »

...just reading that also, there are a few around, nowhere near as common as used to be north of the border though. Allot of fuel stations I know have disappeared over last cpl of decades.

Theres a BP garage near my mother's in Grangemouth has a spitfire next to it but I've not seen it passing by the last 6 months or so (admittedly not on the garage like in Lossie / Elgin though!).

https://www.iwm.org.uk/memorials/item/memorial/82866

RST · « **Reply #238 on:** September 28, 2021, 11:36:38 pm »

Astronauts on the ISS capture an unseasonal white Britain as householders scattered in the (lack-of) wind millions of kilos of bags of unused flour horded in 2020 to make space instead for panic-bought fuel in 2021!

tigertiger · « **Reply #239 on:** October 01, 2021, 01:32:36 am »

***The discussion on fuel and other shortages has been split, and moved to the chit chat board. ***
Here https://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,67408.0.html
Subject title - Shortages 2021 - Fuel and other.

Now back to humour.

jaymac · « **Reply #240 on:** October 01, 2021, 10:54:57 am »

dougal99 · « **Reply #241 on:** October 01, 2021, 01:28:13 pm »

Wow! a very large Molotov cocktail. Another serious contender for the Darwin award.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #242 on:** October 01, 2021, 05:57:32 pm »

Jaymac! .... thought you'd know better!

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #243 on:** October 01, 2021, 05:59:13 pm »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #244 on:** October 01, 2021, 05:59:29 pm »

RST · « **Reply #245 on:** October 01, 2021, 06:08:31 pm »

I don't classify myself as WOKE and not really very modern or liberal, but I feel a bit closer to it seeing that!

tigertiger · « **Reply #246 on:** October 02, 2021, 04:44:15 pm »

Who would have predicted this?

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #247 on:** October 02, 2021, 08:04:00 pm »

Howard · « **Reply #248 on:** October 02, 2021, 08:33:25 pm »

Old lady calls her husband into the bedroom and said before I go you needs to look in the draw under the bed so he looks and finds three eggs and £7000 he looks at his wife puzzled why the eggs well she says every time we had bad sex I put a egg in the draw he smiles three eggs in 38 years cant be bad so why the £7000 she looked at him and smiled every time I got a dozen I sold them.
Regards Howard.

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john44 · « **Reply #249 on:** October 03, 2021, 02:01:37 pm »

Heard about the new birth control device for men, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

John

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