Now why this be lurking in davy jones' locker of humour, tis serious business plundering and pillageing not to mention charring and flaming.
cast your spyglass towards the northern horizon (chit chat) for the landlubbers and none piratical amonst ye. keep a weather eye open for thread TLAPD.
now heave to and prepare to be boarded.
pay for your latte' with pieces of eight and belay all tasks but shipbuilding