Well shove back, don't be such a wimp your an Englishman remember.
Failing that make sure that you have some steel washers in your pocket and causualy throw them on the floor that will make them move.
LB
Please do not take this as Zenophobia......just an amusing tale of my lack of tact
You all know me for my tact in all situations ( or lack of it).......well it comes in handy some times......
a couple of years back I and my family went for a cruise on the Sir Walter Scott on Loch Katrine, near Loch Lomond...........Well, on the same cruise was a coach load ( 50 odd of them) German Tourists.............we all know what they are like for getting their towels on to the seats at swimming pools....you couldn't stand up on the boat for people slidding under you and nicking your seat, or barging into the front of a que...
It came to a head when I was next in que to be served at the gift shop on dry land when two elderly women barged straight to the front of the que and demanded to be served as tgheir coach was waiting to leave.............
"just a moment I shouted.......you lot tried marching your way through Europe sixty years ago............it got you no where then......so get to the back of the que"..................both my family ( in embarrasment) and these two teutonic que pushers disappeared quicker than a ten quid note in a London bar....with cries of Dumkoft as they went..........I did get a round of applause from the other quing patrons though!!!!