Right you 'orrible lot! Left right left right!
Thank you all for your thanks and support, needless to say I was rather shocked to be made a NCO or to those not in the know 'Non-Commissioned Officer', so Martin, nobody salutes me and I still have to salute officers first!
To those who have been through the process will know how the Senior NCOs and officers like to play games on the potential junior NCOs by telling you that you are in trouble and
you need to report to the Boss's office NOW! Double quick no waiting move! Needless to say your mind is racing trying to think what you've done to deserve a visit to the boss. A knock on his door, he tells you to come in and close the door- usually more in mud- where he precedes to tear a strip off you for being incorrectly dressed and he has a letter from the Station management about me, and he doesn't know what he is going to do about it and do I have anything to say in my defence! Obviously blind panic breaks out and you try your best not to show it mumbling some words about that it's nothing to do with me, when he looks up and says well it does...
Congratulations you've been promoted!
I almost did a double take and mumbled in a rather shocked voice, thank you sir! All he did was smile and said sorry for the subterfuge and would I keep quiet until everybody else had been through the same game!
Don't know where I'm going, all I know is that I'm not staying where I'm currently working.