I was in a Taxi last week and the driver went right through a red light,
So I shouted at him

, what the hell, he replied don't worry my brother is a Bus driver and he never stops at a red light.
10 mins later through another red light, again I shouted at him

For heavens sake mate you ignored another red light, yes my Brother is a bus driver and he never stops at a red light.
Soon we came to a green light and the Taxi driver slams the brakes on nearly smacking my head on the windscreen.
You maniac why stop at a Green light.
To this the Taxi driver shouted back at me saying Are you Mad ? My brother may be coming through the red one in a Bus.