Topic: Jokes & Humour - 2016 (Read 284692 times)

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #577 on:** November 21, 2016, 01:57:19 am »

Pst Pst,
loose lips sink ships
572
on warpath

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #578 on:** December 01, 2016, 01:02:35 pm »

davidm1945 · « **Reply #579 on:** December 01, 2016, 08:32:47 pm »

If it comes into the country from abroad = important...

Sorry!

Dave

Netleyned · « **Reply #580 on:** December 01, 2016, 08:51:41 pm »

Immigrant, surely

Ned

Nemo · « **Reply #581 on:** December 01, 2016, 09:09:12 pm »

Then it would be an inhabitant. Or, it could also be a descendant of an inhabitant.

jimmy2310 · « **Reply #582 on:** December 01, 2016, 09:44:06 pm »

Here we go again !!!

Jimmy

Capt Podge · « **Reply #583 on:** December 01, 2016, 10:27:22 pm »

They've been here all along - so they're a constant.

Regards,

Ray.

warspite · « **Reply #584 on:** December 01, 2016, 11:01:18 pm »

i know they are bl##dy persistant

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #585 on:** December 02, 2016, 12:42:50 am »

many are being insistANT or are they being deviANT.

ANT that a shame

Netleyned · « **Reply #586 on:** December 02, 2016, 08:28:13 am »

No Sweat

Antiperspirant

Ned

Big Ada · « **Reply #587 on:** December 02, 2016, 05:49:50 pm »

Might be Militant.

dougal99 · « **Reply #588 on:** December 02, 2016, 05:58:03 pm »

Gone on holiday to the Antilles

Colin Bishop · « **Reply #589 on:** December 02, 2016, 06:51:42 pm »

Terrible old jokes - positively antediluvian.

BFSMP · « **Reply #590 on:** December 02, 2016, 07:08:50 pm »

Quote from: Colin Bishop on December 02, 2016, 06:51:42 pm

Terrible old jokes - positively antediluvian.

you missed a "T" off the end to make it a double whammy miscreant.

Jim.

Nemo · « **Reply #591 on:** December 02, 2016, 08:05:38 pm »

In anticipation of this, I was reminded of an unimportant vagrant ant named Dec, sitting in a luxuriant and fragrant restaurant, imbibing in his favourite croissant. He signalled the vigilant and compliant attendant and requested an intoxicant in anticipation of the expectant arrival of his manservant Ant.

Nemo · « **Reply #592 on:** December 02, 2016, 08:14:46 pm »

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #593 on:** December 02, 2016, 09:58:48 pm »

Yes the ants did it

warspite · « **Reply #594 on:** December 02, 2016, 11:05:38 pm »

religously looking for the arc of the covenant

Capt Podge · « **Reply #595 on:** December 02, 2016, 11:08:06 pm »

Ants are very important. They are all relevant.

Regards,

Ray. (participant)

davidm1945 · « **Reply #596 on:** December 02, 2016, 11:39:22 pm »

Oh, Martin, what have you started - I hope you are truly repentANT...!!

Dave.

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #597 on:** December 02, 2016, 11:50:03 pm »

It will all end in an ANTiclimax

Capt Podge · « **Reply #598 on:** December 02, 2016, 11:53:52 pm »

Lock up the recalcitrant.

Regards,

Ray.

Hellboy Paul · « **Reply #599 on:** December 03, 2016, 11:41:12 am »

These are brilliant

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