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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2022, 09:28:52 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2022, 04:19:17 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2022, 05:11:30 pm »


      {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2022, 05:15:27 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2022, 07:04:17 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2022, 07:12:09 pm »

poop happens...  :-)) :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2022, 10:24:50 pm »

How's the Reeperbahn these days %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2022, 10:55:59 pm »

How's the Reeperbahn these days %)
Full of idiots and kids.... mostly.... on the other hand, a good place to wear your sunglasses at night  {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2022, 11:11:52 pm »

 We used to visit late though doubt young ones would be  there back in the day if they were the curfew would have got rid
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2022, 04:16:58 pm »

1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn’t the same elephant.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2022, 07:28:29 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #61 on: March 21, 2022, 04:49:57 am »

We used to visit late though doubt young ones would be  there back in the day if they were the curfew would have got rid



At my age, anyone under 25 seems like a kid to me. %)

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #62 on: March 21, 2022, 07:45:24 am »


At my age, anyone under 25 seems like a kid to me. %)
yeah, that's about what I mean. From friday to sunday evening trains and cars full of **** from all around Hamburg aproach the city to 'party' ... which mostly means hanging around on the streets drinking outside the 'locations' ...

And of course tons of barchelor partys running around ---- many from great britain  ok2


Nevertheless, there are a few nice 'concert halls' and during the week it's less crowded.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #63 on: March 21, 2022, 12:38:42 pm »

you mean there is somewhere else to go other than the locations :}2
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #64 on: March 21, 2022, 06:10:49 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #65 on: March 21, 2022, 07:14:20 pm »

Couldn't agree more only been wrong once in my life and that was when I said it was my fault and it wasn't
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2022, 03:00:47 am »



MIT has been offering a “Pirate Certificate” 🏴‍☠️
https://physicaleducationandwellness.mit.edu/about/pirate-certificate/

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2022, 06:56:01 am »

if you follow the link, I love the last sentence:

" The MIT Pirate Certificate is for entertainment purposes only and does not give the recipient license to engage in piracy or any pirate activities."
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2022, 08:36:32 am »

I wonder if you could get a job on The Pirate Bay, with this certificate.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #69 on: March 29, 2022, 11:49:56 am »

 
Monday, 19 September
International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2022


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #70 on: March 29, 2022, 12:12:01 pm »

 :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2022, 12:37:47 pm »

Most don't know their Rrrrrrrrrrrr's from their elbows
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2022, 07:35:02 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #73 on: April 01, 2022, 10:30:52 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2022, 10:44:24 pm »

Don't worry too much jayamc, just think of the shareholders enjoying your dosh.
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