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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2023, 03:35:32 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2023, 02:49:43 pm »


Michael Jackson - Beat It:   https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Released: 1982 .... Have you never noticed, there are no pocket holes in the Billiard tables?!?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2023, 03:54:11 pm »

                                                               Yup

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2023, 06:08:12 pm »

Scoring all by 'canoning' off the other two balls.
A more skillful game than whacking balls into a pocket.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2023, 03:17:48 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2023, 01:01:53 pm »


Squint, quite a lot! ..... can you see Van Gogh?


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2023, 01:51:41 pm »


Squint, quite a lot! ..... can you see Van Gogh?



Yes, but only by viewing it as a very blurred image from about 10-12 feet away.................!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2023, 08:35:18 pm »

Difficult to tell - cant see his ear, maybe his sunglasses from the glare off the sunflowers though
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2023, 11:32:41 pm »

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T SEE HIS EAR! He cut it off... %% %% %% %%
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2023, 12:57:57 am »

We can see a a. ;D ....a brace of stitches <*<
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2023, 11:15:03 am »

Scary I can see him, well done Specsavers...... {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2023, 11:22:51 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2023, 10:19:46 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2023, 03:23:16 pm »

Clearly - like the rest of us, how do you tell an autobot from a decepticon
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2023, 09:53:07 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #65 on: April 21, 2023, 09:53:37 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #66 on: April 21, 2023, 02:10:44 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #67 on: May 01, 2023, 10:21:24 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2023, 10:22:04 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2023, 10:22:19 am »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2023, 08:42:21 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #71 on: May 07, 2023, 12:41:57 pm »

 Innovative, sustainable, AI - new energy for model ships

Just discovered by chance at the 2023 (model) rescuers' meeting in Burgwedel (GER): A secret development project on how to charge the batteries of boats without a power connection in the future. A small biochemical reactor is installed in the boat, which converts leftover food and other biomaterials into electricity, which is then stored in the drive battery. With the help of artificial intelligence, the boat should learn to pick up organic products that are as energy-efficient as possible. In the picture we see a test series with butter cake.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #72 on: May 07, 2023, 05:58:27 pm »

A little vino helps digestion and helps with more motive power  :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #73 on: May 07, 2023, 06:01:04 pm »

and if it shall go fast a double espresso  %%
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #74 on: May 10, 2023, 03:57:53 pm »

 
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