This joke is so bad I just new it was right for here.
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
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> When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
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> 'You Sign! You sign!'
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> Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
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> Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,
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> 'You Sign! You sign!'
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> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong
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> The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
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> When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
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> He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
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> 'You sign! You sign!'
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> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
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> 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
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> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
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> On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
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> 'You sign! You sign!'
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> Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
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> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by neck
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> 'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name!
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> Who do you want to give these to?'
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> The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
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> (Wait for it)
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> (Get your best Chinese accent ready)
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> 'You not Nissan Main Deala?'
